Note: Recipe produces ~2500 calories. This is about 1.25 the daily requirements. Should probably reduce quantity consumed per day. (Somehow?)

1 DAY

Pills:
1/2 women's multivitamin
1/2 B vitamin

Dry ingredients:
3 Tbsp lecithin granules
2 Tbsp hemp seeds
1/4 cup + 2 Tbsp chia seeds
2 cups masa powder
1/4 cup oat flour
1/3 cup almond flour
2 tsp psyllium husk fiber
1 3/4 tsp lite salt
1/2 cup + 2 Tbsp protein powder
Total daily volume: ~4 cups

Wet ingredients:
8 cups water
3 Tbsp + 1 tsp agave nectar
2 Tbsp canola oil

Grind up the multivitamin, the B vitamin, the hemp seeds, and the lecithin granules. Add this mixture and everything else to a large (3L or bigger) tupperware-like container. Mix thoroughly with an immersion blender. Cover and put in the fridge. The taste improves dramatically when it’s been in the fridge for 8+ hours, so make it the night before. Shake vigorously before serving, and swish it around between sips because some masa will always settle at the bottom.

8 DAYS

Pills:
4 women's multivitamin
4 B vitamins

Dry ingredients:
16 cups masa powder
2 cups oat flour
1.5 cups lecithin granules
2 2/3 cups almond flour
1/3 cup psyllium husk fiber
4 Tbsp + 2 tsp lite salt
3 cups chia seeds
1 cup hemp seeds
5 cups protein powder
Total volume: ~32 cups

Prepare as above, but don't mix in the wet ingredients. Store dry ingredients pre-prepared. When making daily amounts, measure out 4 cups of the dry mixture, add a day's worth of wet ingredients, and finish recipe as above.