| Amount | Ingredient | Red / day | Source | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | portion | Roadkill | Red0.00 | Road (rural ones are best) |
| 0.01 | g | chalk | RedInfinity | Your teachers |
| 1 | g | Magical Elixir | RedInfinity | The polluted creeks and rivers tend to have those floating around... |
| 2000 | g | Caloric Power | RedInfinity | The white stuff...I am not sure which ones..they all look the same to me. |
| 250 | g | Pure Carbohydates | Red0.00 | Sugar! |
Amounts for: Total Daily Cost: | Red36000.01 | Add Ingredients to Amazon Cart | ||
Finally, the most perfect soylent in the world. Just peel off roadkills (there are plenty here in Austin, TX), threw'em in blender, (vitamix is best cuz they can blend the bone 'emleves.
Ya know the chalk those teachers use to write weird scribbles on the blackboards? I never knew you could eat'em! So' throw a bit in for ya calcium.
I found this weird-looking green stuff floating on creek nearby, and apparently it's magical elixir that fills all other nutritional stuff ya see on the list.
The weird thing about caloric power, you get a calorie for each serving, a neat setup, eh? It's white powder,...funny how everything seem to have 'white' color in their powder stuff, eh?