Cheap Goop Natural

by riib11
Last updated July 23, 2017 Copy
AmountVolumeIngredient$ / daySource
100gOat Flour/Powder$0.49Bob's Red Mill (4x 22oz)
71gSoy protein isolate$0.98Honeyville
37gRice flour, brown$0.24Honeyville
0.3gIodized Salt$0.00Hain
8.5gXantham Gum$0.23Bulkfoods
30ml6.08tspOil, canola$0.51Safeway
85gSeeds, sesame seeds, whole, dried$0.93Amazon
0pillNature Made Multi Complete with Iron$0.00Amazon
0pillNature Made Multi Complete for Him$0.00Amazon
0mlBuried Treasure Multivitamin$0.00Amazon
1pill1capsuleOne Daily Superfood Multivitamin$0.32Amazon
1.08g½tspCholine Bitartrate$0.04Amazon
6.9gtspPotassium Citrate$0.34Amazon
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If you hate joy as much as I do, you will love this nutrient-filled glop. All ingredients are composed of naturally occurring atoms.

This soulless mixture of sad chemicals will supply your body with enough bland nutrients that you will temporarily continue to experience an ultimately pointless existence. I personally guarantee that this depressing goop will keep you conscious until you inevitably die. My only recommendation is that you please do not enjoy any time you may spend consuming these ingredients.

Add salt to taste.

Nutrition Facts

Amount Per Day
30% Carb, 23% Protein, 47% Fat
Calories1591
% Daily Values*
47%
Total Carbohydrate118g
100%
Dietary Fiber 28g
106%
Protein90g
130%
Total Fat85g
Saturated Fat10g
Monounsaturated Fat39g
Polyunsaturated Fat32g
210%
Omega-3 Fatty Acids3g
167%
Omega-6 Fatty Acids28g
Cholesterol0mg
Calcium
102%
Vitamin A
167%
Chloride
45%
Vitamin B6
855%
Chromium
343%
Vitamin B12
4167%
Copper
621%
Vitamin C
111%
Iodine
101%
Vitamin D
167%
Iron
342%
Vitamin E
184%
Magnesium
124%
Vitamin K
87%
Manganese
462%
Thiamin
972%
Molybdenum
611%
Riboflavin
801%
Phosphorus
238%
Niacin
179%
Potassium
98%
Folate
161%
Selenium
243%
Pantothenic Acid
217%
Sodium
94%
Biotin
100%
Sulfur
134%
Choline
113%
Zinc
214%
 
* Percent Daily Values are based on "U.S. government DRI, male 19-50, 2000 calories". You may use the Nutrient Calculator to personalise your own profile, then select it from the list on the Recipe Editor tab.
Nutrient Profile: U.S. government DRI, male 19-50, 2000 caloriesChange

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